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The overly dramatic divaDear Bra Binzy: Bra Binzy, my man is romantic. but only when he’s drunk.
Sober, he treats me like a distant cousin.
He even sings love songs to the bottle more than me.
He says he loves me but is too shy to express himself when sober.
It’s like he has to psyche himself up with beer just to kiss me.
I’m tired of being second to a pint! — Zodwa (Burnside)Bra Binzy says: Sis, romance shouldn’t be on tap like Castle Lite.
If he only loves you when he’s tipsy, that’s not affection — that’s beer goggles with feelings.
You don’t need a brewery or a Bible to fix a man who can’t love you sober.
Keep your dignity and standards high.
Let him flirt with his Zambezi if he can’t manage you without it.
A man who respects you will remember to toast your love even when the bottle is empty. 2.
The Slang Overload GuyDear Bra Binzy: Ey Binzy, my hun ghosted me for three weeks, now she’s back saying she was “finding herself”.
I think she found herself inside another oke’s Mercedes while sipping fancy lattes.
Should I welcome her with open arms or block her?
Honestly, my heart can’t handle this. — Tawanda (Mkoba)Bra Binzy says: Grootman, if she vanished like airtime after a “call me back”, she’s showing you she’s prepaid love with multiple SIM cards.
No reload will fix that.
She’s driving in other people’s Benzes and leaving you in the dust.
Block and let her “find herself” without your GPS.
You deserve someone who parks in your life and doesn’t keep the engine running on someone else’s driveway.
Don’t waste your fuel on detours. 3.
The Conspiracy Theorist Dear Bra Binzy: Dear Bra Binzy, my boyfriend keeps switching off his phone at night claiming “the network sleeps”.
I think he’s cheating or secretly an undercover agent working for aliens.
Am I paranoid or is there a real-life spy situation in my bedroom? — Nokuthula (Cowdray Park)Bra Binzy says: Sweetheart, even Zesa has better excuses.
Network doesn’t sleep — liars do.
If the phone is off when you need him, your relationship is operating on load shedding.
Girl, don’t play secret agent with a man who can’t keep promises.
Trust actions, not bedtime alibis.
Find a man who stays connected — emotionally, digitally, and literally.
Your heart deserves a signal that never drops.
Binzy says he may be married. 4.
The Love-Struck Poet Dear Bra Binzy: Binzy, my bae writes me poems about the moon and stars. but still “forgets” my birthday.
He even paints my name in the clouds over Instagram stories while ignoring my calls when I actually need him.
Is he deep or just distracted?
I can’t tell if I’m dating a romantic genius or a space cadet. — Thandi (Cowdray Park).
Bra Binzy says: Babes, if he can remember lunar cycles but not the day you were born, he’s orbiting somewhere else emotionally.
Pretty words don’t bake cakes — actions do.
If your birthday passes and all you get is a cloud doodle, that’s not love — it’s performance art.
Date someone who knows your birthday without checking Facebook, someone whose actions line up with the poetry.
Real love is consistent, not just cosmic when convenient. 5.
The Straight-to-the-Point Auntie Dear Bra Binzy: Bra Binzy, my man wants a “break” but still wants to share the bed.
I ask myself Break from what?
The emotional labour?
He keeps hugging me and asking if I’ll cook for him but says he needs space.
I don’t get it. — NomsaBra Binzy says: Auntie, that’s not a break — that’s a clearance sale for his loyalty.
If he wants space, give him an entire galaxy.
Don’t let him keep the perks of the relationship without the commitment.
Hugs, bed cuddles, and asking for your cooking aren’t freebies you should accept while he’s “on pause. ”A man who truly respects you will either commit fully or politely step aside.
Protect your energy, your heart, and your plate — don’t let him dine without the deal.
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