Embattled EMPD Deputy Chief Julius Mkhwanazi must be left to be the giga chad he was meant to be. Let us establish a fundamental, scientific law of the universe before we begin: men are creatures of pure, uninterrupted logic. Men are rational.
Men build empires, optimise logistics, and execute high-efficiency municipal operations. Left to our own devices, a man will sit quietly in his garage, organise his socket wrenches by millimetre, adjust the idle on his bakkie, and live in absolute, stoic peace. So why is human history littered with the burning ruins of legendary men?
It is the oldest play in the book. You can trace this exact red-pill tragedy all the way back to the Old Testament. Look at Samson.
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Samson was an absolute unit. Think Peter Steph Du Toit with Chris Hemsworth’s hair. The man was executing full-spectrum military dominance against entire armies armed with nothing but the jawbone of a donkey.
Unstoppable. Peak alpha. And what brought him down?
A tactical air strike? Superior infantry? He decided to go to a hairdresser instead of a barber, like an omega chad should.
A woman named Delilah who offered him a nap on her lap and gave him a fresh fade while he was sleeping. One minute you’re an Old Testament Chuck Norris, the next you’re blind and pulling a giant stone mill because you couldn’t resist a woman asking for airtime. Even our own President, His Excellency Cyril Ramaphosa, fell victim to this exact same trap.
Here is a man who negotiated the end of Apartheid, built a multi-million-dollar corporate empire, and sat on international boardrooms across the globe. A titan of statecraft! A master negotiator, rising from dust to become the nation’s number one ankole farmer. But what happened the moment those leaked emails hit the Sunday papers in 2017?
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