This week our Owner was at it again; making another newsy surprise visit — this time to his former workplace, parly, where he cooled his feet some years ago after that historic shellacking by Blessing Chebundo, then of the original MDC.
Being a Rip van Winkle of some sort — that little chap that slept for 20 years only to miss a lot — our Owner needs to do anything and everything to justify the 2033 heist that he is plotting.
Noticing how he is fast getting out of touch with lots of basics (no one is suggesting senility lest his thought police scream “Underlining and or Insulting Ownership! ”), they thought it a good idea to take him around places in the name of surprise/unscheduled/unannounced visits in the hope of rekindling his memory.
Well, which criminal said desperate situations call for desperate measures?
In which case who is Muckraker not to help contributing to the suggestion of a few other places that are in desperate need of such surprise visits by our Ownership?
Next, he should consider making a surprise visit to Chikurubi to see for himself how good the Second Republic has turned it into a truly penal facility.
He might then pay other unannounced visits to any of the country’s army camps where the furniture left by the Rhodesian government has decided to go into extinction.
Another unscheduled visit to the police, where food rations are being looted and junior officers live in horse stables, should thoroughly impress our Owner.
Then tours of NRZ, GMB, Matapi Flats in Mbare, where sewer rain is the eighth wonder of the world, or Zengeza in Chitungwiza where sewerage is now a scatological part of life; and even going as far as Chireya in Gokwe where cotton farmers do community service.
There are just too many places that are waiting for those surprise visits … just too many!
Last week Sydney Gata, the chap who owned Zesa in the very same way our Owner owns this country, decided to die! 🔗 Read Full Article
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